Sunday, October 26, 2008

HAPPY 16TH

So Alex Starkey's birthday was this Friday, the 24th and Erin and I wanted to do a little something special for him. Well, she came and picked me up and we went and got frosting and she already had chocolate cake mix at home. When we got to the grocery store we decided we should get candy to decorate the cake and so we got recesses peanut butter cups...ahah. Her sister Brook was driving us, but had to check up on her email, so we sat in the car for a while and was just looking around when this car of two guys pulled up next to us. So i was watching and the driver was rolling down his window all the way and all of a sudden he started crawling out of the car window!!!!!! it was soooo funny Erin and I could not stop laughing. so we drove away. and when we got to her place we just started making cake. On the box it showed a bottom cake with cupcakes on top, so we felt it appropriate to do the same. and then we stuck recces peanut butter cups in the cup cakes... i still wonder how that turned out. and we mixed the frosing with die to make it boyish. You can't really tell in the picture that there's a blue cake under with green on top but i assure you there is. After that we made a card which i find the best birthday card he will ever recieve in his life time and once we were done, we waited...and waited...and waited untill michelle finally took us, but poor alex was in bed and it was past his birthday being it 12:00. so i was a little upset, but it was still fun to go in his room, wake him up and have him blow out his one candle. haha. so yes Friday night was fun.

Quorum of the Seventy

this sunday and saturday night, we had the pleasure of meeting and housing Elder Doaglas Callister. He is a very funny and great man.
When i finally got home from babysitting, he had already headed off to bed, so, i would have to wait untill the next day to meet him. I didn't get around to seeing him that morning on a count of me not getting up early. the allreds were going to take me, but when they rang the doorbell...i was still in bed. so michelle came and got me.
It was kind of ironic to hear the same song being played one after the other. we took dads car and was listening to his MoTab and when we got inside the stake choir was singing the exact song.
After the wonderful talks that were said, we went home and had a delicious dinner, and i was finally able to meet and talk to Elder Callister. he had some funny stories to tell, but had to leave today. so that is all.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

EVERYTHING

well since it's been 8 months since i've been on, i've felt it appropriate to write.
my summer was SPLENDID!!! Most of it was spent upstairs controlling my own world (or Sims2) and the other times it was spent with Tanya and Tom. I grew into LOVING phase ten. I even beat Jessica at it (it beiging phase ten)(phase ten beinging her greatest game at wining). i went to EFY. met some peeps there. i also went to girls camp. i guess i'll put those pictures up soon. oh, and like tanya has already said, we went to DISNEYLAND in may? and i'll soon be going to the HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH for my birthday. for those who forgot. i'll be the big 1-6 or 16 haha. that means i can date!! yes the youngest is not too young anymore. i'll still be the little sister. and a little immature. but not horribly immature. hahah. sooo... me and michelle went shoping for jeans today. we bought the same pair...but i don't think she's realized that yet. OH and we halfed on this REALLY cute jacket. after which we went to saquoia sandwiches... i got a dilicious phillycheese stake sandwich and she got the california pastrami. we also cleaned the windows of the car...which get a new layer of dirt covered every day (YUCK) sometimes you can see the dust particles flaoting off in the distance. a while ago mom cleaned out the laundry room and took up the whole back trunk bed. alex starkey loaded it up in exchange for cookies. it was nice to have a guy in the house again. well i'm over things on moving on to things :) life is good

Monday, January 28, 2008

OKAY...A REAL POST

YES, I KNOW
what's a blog without thouts from the real me and not just what i like?

so if you really want to know what's up in my life i'll tell you what.

i have expierienced the most outradgious gang fight of the year! kind of

i slept for 17 hours and was awake for exactly 7 hours. went to bed at 12 woke up at five, then went to bed at 12 again.

i'm falling in love, slowly, VERY slowly with MUSE agian

i really don't have much of a life other than going to school, watching fresh prince, playing on the computer, and babysitting.

my goal in life is to make myself a savings account so that i can make enough money to fly over to england for EFY when i'm 18 ofcourse. i wouldnt want to go too soon anyway.

i have a ton of movies i want to see, but haven't had the time to.

and i'll keep you updated when something exciting happens :D

tommy boy......, what can i say?

☺hey boys and girls, it's papa smurf.
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☺'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.

What's your point?

☺The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?

☺Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
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☺Umm, let's say your driving along the road with your family and your driving along, lay le lay, woo whoo, Then all of a sudden there a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes EERRRRRGGGHH! Whoa. That was close. Hah ha! Now, lets see what happens when your driving with the "other guys brake pads". Your driving along, your driving along and all of sudden the kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go the bathroom daddy." Not now damnit! Truck tire. Errrragggghhh! I can't stop! There's a cliff. Ahhhhh! And your familys screaming, "Ohh my god we're burning alive! No, I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. WE-OH! WE-OH! WE-OH! And the medic get's out and says, "Ohh my god." New guy is in the corner puking his guts out. All because you wanna save a couple extra pennies.
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Listen you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.
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☺Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died. We just killed Bambi. I'm out here getting my butt kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GOSHDANG BRIDGE EMBUNKMENT.
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☻Housekeeping?
☺No thank you. Sleeping.
☻Housekeeping?
☺Come back in an hour.
☻Housekeeping, you want towel?
☺No towels. Need sleepy.
☻Housekeeping, you want me for pillow?
☺Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
☻Housekeeping, you want me give you french kiss?
☺What kind of hotel is this?....Who the hell are... Oh it's you.
☻Good morning, Sunshine.
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☺Does this suit make me look fat?
☻No, it's your face that does.
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☺Look at 'em there, pretty maids all in a row. I want the one on the left; she's perfect. Which one d'you want? Huh, huh, huh?... Alright.
♥Does it make a difference?
☺Oh yeah. Wait a second. Is this your first time?
♥Yeah Tommy, it is.
☺God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push.
♥And?
☺They fall over, hee, hee, hee.
♥And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?
☺We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas.
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☻hehe, i just barfed on an ant hill........cool.
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I can get you on a flight coming BACK from Chicago. Does that help?
☻Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?
I don't think so.
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☻ Hey... I was just thinking... when we stopped for gas this morning I think it was you who put the oil in.
☺ Hey if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.
☻ True. But you can't latch the hood too well, if you don't take the can out, you no-selling waste of space. I swear to God, you're worthless.
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And is this why you have a bomb strapped to yourself?
☺It's not a bomb. It's road flares.
Road flares? Did you grow up under power-lines?
☺Ha ha ha, why?
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☻Look Mommy, the Rhino's getting too close to the car.
☺Him too afraid to get out, him just a little guy.
☻All right, that's it, fat boy, I'm gonna wail on you.
☺Hey, boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf!
☻You don't want none of me; think it through.
☺Just gimme your best shot.
☺That was it? Come on you can do better than that, can't you Captain Limp Wrist? Try again!
☺Hey everybody, is there a window open; I feel a draft!
☺If I wanted a kiss, I'd call your mother!
☺That was a good one.
☻Hey, Prehistoric Forest!
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♥Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
☺hehe....Why?
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☻What is our carrying charge for all the merchandise in the warehouse?
☺Ohhhh, man...
☻One and a...
☺...half percent. I knew that. Why can't I remember it?
☻Try an association like, uhhh... Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.
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☺La-la-la-loo-loo... Luuuke... Luuuke! I am your fah-ther! La-la-lay-lu...
☻Oh, I've interrupted happy time! Now I know you want to sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007


.my look-a-likes.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007




ME and my Team in Health :C
BLAH!